Post by maineventmayhem on Nov 2, 2008 18:57:56 GMT -6
When the scene fades in, we're treated to a bright red, shining with sequins cape spread out in front of us. It reads "MAIN EVENT MAYHEM" across the back in silver cursive lettering, and when it's retracted we see a muscular young man with wild brown hair that is covered by a red cowboy hat, standing next to Vanessa Dane and an equally stunning young woman. The man's eyes cannot be seen as they are covered by a pair of white sunglasses that have red blinking lights ringing the lenses. No, I'm not even kidding.
VD: "American Wrestling Society faithful, I'm Vanessa Dane and I'm here with one of AWS's newest talents. He is the self-proclaimed Main Event, Terry Powers. Terry, you stated you had some words for these fans here tonight, so...have at it."
Terry Powers as he's now been called takes the microphone from Vanessa Dane, chuckling madly to himself as he does it.
Terry: "WHOO, YEEEEEEAH! As the beautiful Vanessa Dane so eloquently intoned, I am your MMMMMAIN EEEEEVENT OF THE EVENING, Terry Powers, baby! My name ain't famous right now, yeah, but it is GUARANTEED, signed, sealed and delivered that by the time my work here is done and I'm ridin' off into the sunset with my buxom babe, Cynthia ridin' shotgun, that Terry Powers is a name that will be cheered and CHANTED, all over the globe, yeeeeah...The American Wrestling Society is about to experience a level of mayhem, of insan-i-ty, of absolute USDA Proof MADNESS that they have not now nor will they ever AGAIN experience. Terry Powers gives one THOUSAND percent of his mind, body and soul to the world of pro wrestling, and I dare, I double DOG dare, YEAH, anybody in this federation to do what I do, yeeeah...because NOBODY delivers the main event...like the Main Event. WHOO YEAAAHHHH!"
Rrrrriiight...He hands the mic now back to Vanessa Dane, sufficiently fired up as we can see The Main Event shifting his weight from foot to foot almost impatiently, the beautiful woman next to him we now know as Cynthia leaning on his arm.
VD: "Well, Terry, your first match here in AWS is against a monster of a man named Michael Octaine. Do you think you're going to be able to topple a man that is 6'6" and 274 pounds? You're giving up quite a lot of size against him."
Terry: "Right again, honey, there ain't nothin' about this Michael Octaine fella' that gives me a peaceful easy feelin' going into this match. He's a big ol' hoss, YEAH, and I have no DOUBT that he is gonna' use that power to flatten the MMMMMAIN EVENT into a pancake if he gets the chance to, ya dig? Even though I'd be the best lookin' pancake this side'a IHOP! WHOO YEEEAH!"
Chuckling warmly, Cynthia Powers leans up to kiss her man once on the lips before he continues on with his diatribe.
Terry: "But he's gotta' catch the Main Event first, and I'm gonna' tell you right now... can't catch me, Vanessa, he can't catch me and I'll tell you right now it AIN'T because I'm the Gingerbread Man, yeeeeah..it's because, Vanessa, stand back, pretty lady, I got a brain and I know how to use it. I know exactly how to wear the big lug down and when I got him huffin', when I got him puffin', YEEEAH, and stumblin' around the ring like a big, dumb bear, then the Main Event is gonna' have Michael Octaine RIGHT where he wants him. I ain't goin' down easy, my friends, I ain't goin' down without a fight. The Main Event is gonna' steal the show RIGHT HERE at AWS Animosity when I come in and I beat big ol' Michael Octaine for the 1, the 2, and the three count, yeeeeah. And WHEN THAT HAPPENS, my friends, the AWS is gonna get flipped right on it's pretty little head, am I right, Cynthia?"
The mic, quickly to Cynthia now..
Cynthia: "You're right about that, babe!"
A grin behind the blinking glasses accompanies Terry's retreival of the microphone now, as The Main Event is in full control of the camera.
Terry: "And when a gorgeous woman like my wife says so, you KNOW it's gotta be true, yeah. Michael Octaine, get ready for tonight's MMMMMMAIIIIIIN EVENT! WHOOOOOO, YEEEEEEAH!"
And now in a flurry of tassels, blinking lights and sequins, Terry Powers and his wife Cynthia are gone, only leaving Vanessa Dane smiling at the camera as it fades to black.
VD: "American Wrestling Society faithful, I'm Vanessa Dane and I'm here with one of AWS's newest talents. He is the self-proclaimed Main Event, Terry Powers. Terry, you stated you had some words for these fans here tonight, so...have at it."
Terry Powers as he's now been called takes the microphone from Vanessa Dane, chuckling madly to himself as he does it.
Terry: "WHOO, YEEEEEEAH! As the beautiful Vanessa Dane so eloquently intoned, I am your MMMMMAIN EEEEEVENT OF THE EVENING, Terry Powers, baby! My name ain't famous right now, yeah, but it is GUARANTEED, signed, sealed and delivered that by the time my work here is done and I'm ridin' off into the sunset with my buxom babe, Cynthia ridin' shotgun, that Terry Powers is a name that will be cheered and CHANTED, all over the globe, yeeeeah...The American Wrestling Society is about to experience a level of mayhem, of insan-i-ty, of absolute USDA Proof MADNESS that they have not now nor will they ever AGAIN experience. Terry Powers gives one THOUSAND percent of his mind, body and soul to the world of pro wrestling, and I dare, I double DOG dare, YEAH, anybody in this federation to do what I do, yeeeah...because NOBODY delivers the main event...like the Main Event. WHOO YEAAAHHHH!"
Rrrrriiight...He hands the mic now back to Vanessa Dane, sufficiently fired up as we can see The Main Event shifting his weight from foot to foot almost impatiently, the beautiful woman next to him we now know as Cynthia leaning on his arm.
VD: "Well, Terry, your first match here in AWS is against a monster of a man named Michael Octaine. Do you think you're going to be able to topple a man that is 6'6" and 274 pounds? You're giving up quite a lot of size against him."
Terry: "Right again, honey, there ain't nothin' about this Michael Octaine fella' that gives me a peaceful easy feelin' going into this match. He's a big ol' hoss, YEAH, and I have no DOUBT that he is gonna' use that power to flatten the MMMMMAIN EVENT into a pancake if he gets the chance to, ya dig? Even though I'd be the best lookin' pancake this side'a IHOP! WHOO YEEEAH!"
Chuckling warmly, Cynthia Powers leans up to kiss her man once on the lips before he continues on with his diatribe.
Terry: "But he's gotta' catch the Main Event first, and I'm gonna' tell you right now... can't catch me, Vanessa, he can't catch me and I'll tell you right now it AIN'T because I'm the Gingerbread Man, yeeeeah..it's because, Vanessa, stand back, pretty lady, I got a brain and I know how to use it. I know exactly how to wear the big lug down and when I got him huffin', when I got him puffin', YEEEAH, and stumblin' around the ring like a big, dumb bear, then the Main Event is gonna' have Michael Octaine RIGHT where he wants him. I ain't goin' down easy, my friends, I ain't goin' down without a fight. The Main Event is gonna' steal the show RIGHT HERE at AWS Animosity when I come in and I beat big ol' Michael Octaine for the 1, the 2, and the three count, yeeeeah. And WHEN THAT HAPPENS, my friends, the AWS is gonna get flipped right on it's pretty little head, am I right, Cynthia?"
The mic, quickly to Cynthia now..
Cynthia: "You're right about that, babe!"
A grin behind the blinking glasses accompanies Terry's retreival of the microphone now, as The Main Event is in full control of the camera.
Terry: "And when a gorgeous woman like my wife says so, you KNOW it's gotta be true, yeah. Michael Octaine, get ready for tonight's MMMMMMAIIIIIIN EVENT! WHOOOOOO, YEEEEEEAH!"
And now in a flurry of tassels, blinking lights and sequins, Terry Powers and his wife Cynthia are gone, only leaving Vanessa Dane smiling at the camera as it fades to black.